What'd the Five Fingers Say To The Face?

Benchers really don't understand where I'm coming from. Everyone thinks I'm just posting my thoughts to be a general nuisance to the community. Nobody understands that I'm providing a huge service to the community at a great sacrifice to myself. Checks and balances are what America Greece was founded upon. Here I stand, the sole force trying to balance all the evil in the world. Zealous individuals in the past have been responsible for great change. One can only hope that I too will be remembered for the great changes that will hopefully follow my report. Wherever turmoil is change follows and I plan on providing plenty of turmoil. Nobody will see this coming except for the couple dozen overclockers that don't have my posts on ignore. Einstein once said "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.". Right now I'm going to do my best to make things more complex.

It's a Trap!

I like this video. It makes me happy. Why do you ask? Well, I will explain! I have some dirt. I acquired it somehow. Nobody really knows how. But I talk about it. People slam on me. I think it is funny. "It's a trap!" I say to myself. I will show them. It will be epic. It's a trap!